English lesson with Banta Singh!!

Banta Singh: “What is the name of your car?”
Lady: “I forget the name, but it starts with ‘T'”.
Banta Singh: “Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol”.

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Banta Singh joined a new job. First day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy.

Boss: “What did you do till evening?”.
Banta Singh: “Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”.

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Museum Administrator: “That’s a 500-year-old statue you’ve broken!”
Banta Singh: “Thanks God!, I thought it was a new one”.

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Banta Singh: “You cheated me!”.
Shopkeeper: “No, I sold a good radio to you…”
Banta Singh: “Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says “This is all India Radio!'”

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In an interview,
Interviewer: “How does an electric motor run?”
Banta Singh: “Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr…….”
Inteviewer shouts: “Stop it!.”
Banta Singh: “Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…”

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Boss: “Where were you born?”
Banta Singh: “India…”
Boss: “Which part?”
Banta Singh: “What “which part”? The whole body was born in India.”

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Chaiyya chaiyya my friends….

2 thoughts on “English lesson with Banta Singh!!

  1. hehehhehe…..

    where is your born?
    Hightlander…( maksudnya hutatinggi)
    whats your fatrher’s name?
    killing me softwly ( maksudnya lambok manullang)

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